POST NUMERO 12: Fever Sobbing

Ok, it may sound funny but within a span of about 4 hours during the night I came down with a hardcore flu. My body aches, my nose is stuffed, and I am sooo woozy...but...the true tell-tale sign that I am sick is that I cry at everything! My eyes just well up uncontrollably and half the time I don't even notice or know why...my mother keeps telling me "don't be sad" and I am not...but the fever has hit like a baseball to the face! STOP CRYING EYES!

HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY KAYLA!!!!
ALL THE BEST!
MUCH LOVE!

This is what I would have looked like at the bar...feverish and  crying

This is all you are getting tonight readers...I am crying all over the keyboard...this is ridiculous

CHEERS, SALUTE, CHIN CHIN!

POST NUMERO 11: Mother's Day and Falò success!

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY READERS!!!! Ok so I am starting this post off with a thank you to ALL mothers…and the most important one ever…Mine!

So My mother is the best…she has taught me how to be strong, how to be caring, how to be a dreamer…she has never spoiled me and taught me to be dedicated in order to achieve my goals, she disciplined me to the core (wooden spoon…great for stirring a pot & a quick hit), and she is always there even when I least expect it.

How to explain my mother… in essence she may look like the epitome of an overbearing Italian mother…yet, she is SO MUCH more then meets the eye!

In her five foot five stature she is the most intimidating person most people have ever met. She one time made my Middle School Principal Cry. One day I will write more about her…But Happy Mother’s Day Mom…Love you! And To all the women in my life, I wish you all a HAPPY MOTHERS DAY. I am honored by your presence in my life!

Ok…that brief moment of having a heart is over now…Love you Mamma! (I promise you readers that I have a whole post dedicated to describing my family coming up soon)

so...so...true....HAPPY MOTHER's DAY!

The falò was freaking success!!!! However my beer had some crazy things going on with it (story to follow)…and In exciting drinking news…I managed to find the LAST cans of Jeremiah’s Weed with in the tritown area…this is not exageration…the man at the liquor store had to root through boxes of stuff in order to find the drink of summer! The perfect time in the woods…smell of fire…fancy spanish sausages cooked over a falò fire…amazing….and so fancy… There is just something to be said about a chill night with friends around a roaring someky fire.

Plus…friends with rum and sausgae….add a new level into everything

So I challenge you readers to have a chill night with friends…no going out…put a movie on…play a board game…put on a movie…

I sound like a shut in but in honesty I wayed the cost of everything and the fun I had and wow…it was hands down a win!

Ok so the beer I bought last night had various different label designs made by famous artists…mine read this…

“Don’t Forget you’re here forever”…
how creepy and awkward is that? I apologize for the lack of updates recently...been busy enjoying the weather!...I think I owe you readers about six posts for staying loyal!

CHEERS, SALUTE, CHIN CHIN!

OH THANK YOU RUSSIA FOR BEING MY SECOND BIGGEST FOLLOWING COUNTRY!...thanks to google translate here is what I have to say to you:

Спасибо за чтение его!!!

ALSO! Happy Graduation to some amazing people...this goes out to Samantha R., Jackie C, and all those other friends whom are amazing!

POST NUMERO 10: "Summerglasses" and "Falò time"!

Ok, so wishes do come true! A few posts ago I wrote how I was “dying” for a Bonfire…and in a very rare occurrence, my wish has come true!

So tonight I am going to a friend's Bonfire…but in honesty I think this is the last time I will use that word…Bonfire…I would rather call it what I know it as…
I enjoy the word for Bonfire so Much better in Italian, falò!

Bonfire = falò

Bonfire = falò

Falò = Bonfire

Commit it to memory

The weather is looking amazing today and there is a breeze…so what am I going to do on this fine Saturday…well firstly I am going to blog (I promised three!), then after that I need to finish spring cleaning (or start), and finally rock out!
Sigh, Saturdays are amazing…

Anyway, I ran out to go food shop (liquor shop)  earlier and saw a friend while walking into the store. I was wearing my normal cloths and I found she was looking at me with mild amusement. My first thought was “Shit, my fly must be down”…but it wasn’t…and my jeans are so ripped that even if my fly was down…it wouldn’t even matter because my crotch is everywhere anyway. So I did what any normal human being would do and asked:

Me: “What the hell are you looking at?!”

 To which she replied back…
Her: “Your sunglass…Why are you wearing sunglasses when it is not summer?”

Ok I realized two things about this social interaction 1) I remembered why I never kept in touch with this girl and 2) in honesty…I felt more awkwarded out by this then if my zipper had been down.

I am a huge fan of sunglasses! Huuuge fan…I wear them all the time...
I even admit that… at times… I may wear sunglasses at night…I know readers you all just gasped and muttered the word “douchebag” underneath your breath in a disappointed sigh…but In my defense I am European!

Ok, so I may have said the words “I am European” before in this blog but Italians always wear sunglasses or have a pair handy. It is just a thing I am incredibly used to…but anyway…

THE POINT OF SUNGLASSES IS TO WEAR THEM WHEN IT IS SUNNY!...If they were made just for summer…they would be called “summerglasses”…it is in the name SUNglasses…glasses made for sun

Other examples of this “in the name” effect:

-Sunray : a RAY of SUN

-Matchbox: a BOX for MATCHES

-Earring: a RING for an EAR

-HappyHour: an HOUR for VODKA

Examples that don’t really work in the “in a name” effect:

-Horseradish :Radishes made from Horse

-Shuttlecock: An…um…Rooster made from…buses

-Crackpot: A pot of crack

I refuse to squint when it is sunny or when I am driving…and the one thing I can not stand is driving with the visor down…I leave my sunglasses on when I am outside and run in them when I go for jogs around town. They are Sunglasses!...I just can’t live without them.

My main pair of sunglasses are my RayBan classic aviators…I wear them almost everyday…my friends know them well. They have been one of those objects I have kept for years(8 years give or take)  because I love them so much. They are classic me. They have withheld the test of time and when I wear them I feel…for lack of better words…BadAss (I am probably not badass what-so-ever). So RayBan if you are looking for a dedicated fan…and maybe a product tester…cough cough…Matteo is here for you!

Another blog post coming up
Falò here I come!

CHEERS, SALUTE, CHIN CHIN!